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Indian Thunderstorm

noun. 1. the act of jerking off a 20 story balcony while a fat Indian woman massages your prostate using 1 or 2 fingers. This is done because she is so disgusting, your dick is unable to rise due to her mere presence.

Alternate definition: Jerking off on yourself while a large Indian women works a butt plug on you.
Did a bird shit on my head or did we just get caught in an Indian Thunderstorm?
by Gorjuss George May 30, 2010
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indian cuts

A two step process in which person "A" gives cuts in line to person "B", whom in theory is'nt in line and heading to the end of it. Then person "A" and "B" switch places in line through person "B" giving cuts to person "A".
The kid behind me in line had dog breath so when Billy-Bob walked by and asked me for cuts in line I told him I would give him Indian cuts.
by desertdork March 17, 2010
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Reverse Indian

The art of jerking the penis with the thumb and index finger at the base of the penis pulling towards the tip while whistling.
I was at this club and this stripper reached up my shorts and gave me the reverse indian. "whistle."
by Strictly Business January 3, 2008
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Indian Tit

The bags of fat that develop on the abdomen after a female cat is spayed
My cats Indian Tits swing back and forth when she runs.
by Christoph89 April 2, 2008
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Indian Zit

When you get a zit perfectly in the middle of your forehead and it's impossible to hide.
Dude I don't want to go to school, I woke up and I had an Indian Zit
by Kuntsack June 5, 2009
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indian hell

a hell where you get slapped around by an eight armed god, while some little man in the background is playin the bongos and smokin opium
dude i wouldnt want to get sent to indian hell. i heard some eight armed cow god slaps you for enternity
by cakessss February 16, 2009
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Whiskey Indian

A native American as opposed to a dot Indian, which is someone from India.
Damn dog, you be doing some drinking huh? You breath stinks like a whiskey indian begging for change at the Grey Hound Station.
by vanyort October 23, 2008
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