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jordan guidotti

jordan guidotti is a type of person you want to get backshots from and want his penis in your mouth because it will give a mouthful of sperm he is so sexy usually brown curly hair and medium height he has the biggest penis you'll ever see
"have you had sex with jordan guidotti yet his penis is so big i want more of it"
by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024
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jordan guidotti

a guy that has a massive penis and will give the best backshots
have you went to jordan guidotti house yet i cant walk for 2 weeks now
by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024
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pink eye guido

After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.
Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.

Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!
by Uhohpinks November 25, 2023
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