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by Jzy23 May 9, 2020
A person that will apply fruit roll up dye to your eye ball for $0.50 in the first grade. He made ~$13 from this business deal while simultaneously not having the brain capacity to realize he ate the entire apple core, exclaiming 'Where's the apple core?!' after consuming an entire apple core.
by Arrival_ July 18, 2020
Gordon is absolute. Gordon is pure. Gordon is life. Without a gordon, there would be no life. He's the equivialent to a Kent. He's the creator of love.
by BigTronco February 20, 2020
Inserting fingers into a vagina, then wiping them under the nose along the upper lip of the person whose vagina was penetrated. (A vaginal variation of the "Dirty Sanchez" )
by Such A Good Good Boy August 1, 2022
Shea Gordon’s the ultimate shagger
All other midfielders have huge posters of him on their wall as he is the ultimate sex master
Recce Cole is excluded from this as he is a shagger as well
All other midfielders have huge posters of him on their wall as he is the ultimate sex master
Recce Cole is excluded from this as he is a shagger as well
Kenny Miller: omg its Shea Gordon
Gordon:ah yes it is you mr Miller
Miller: I wish I was as good as you
Gordon: you are a old man now shut your mouth
A super Shea Gordon is a true shagger
Gordon:ah yes it is you mr Miller
Miller: I wish I was as good as you
Gordon: you are a old man now shut your mouth
A super Shea Gordon is a true shagger
by The ultimate shagger January 5, 2020