gods pocket

To have anal sex and throw any spare change up the anus upon completion.

I gave her the taxi money using the gods pocket!

by taboggan man September 2, 2014

Gold digger

A woman who is with a man only to possess control over his money.

Gold Digger: Mezhgan, Simon Cowell's beard

by NotSinitta March 1, 2011

Rube Goldberg Alcoholism

Drunkenly setting a series of events in motion that ends in tragedy.

"How did the fire start?"
"Well, Mark was wasted and in reaching for his cell phone knocked over a glass, that fell on a power strip, that set the couch on fire"
"I see, classic Rube Goldberg Alcoholism"

by Bourbonsauce January 21, 2010

TENNESSEE GOLD RUSH

THE ACT OF GOING ASS TO MOUTH ON UR LOVER, THEN UNAWARE AS HE/SHE KISSES U SPITTING A PIECE OF CORN IN UR MOUTH.

COACH SIMMS DID THE TENNESSEE GOLD RUSH ON MRS. CLARK BEFORE THE PEP RALLY.

by DUSTIN WRATHER October 5, 2009

Slay to the gods

To completely slay, or dominate in some way (e.g. How you look, what you're doing, etc.)

Skye: YASS!! Slay to the gods, Marshall!!

by SideSheldon June 18, 2016

jew gold

Jew gold is a term for the small bag of gold that Jews wear around their neck. The purpose of jew gold is to buy heaven from God on Judgement Day. Jews carry two bags around their necks, one for the jew gold, and a decoy bag filled with rocks.

It has been scientifically proven that it is impossible to get a Jew to part with their jew gold.

Me: Give me your jew gold.
Jew: Fuck you, I need it to buy heaven.

by Trinexx April 17, 2007

Goldberging

When someone crushes the other team so hard that he or she decides to switch sides for a better challenge. It's like making your own team hit an iceberg, but more satisfying.

Josh: "I can't believe how bad we crushed those noobs."
Hunter: "Yeah man, but it wasn't even fun. I'm switching to their team for a greater challenge."
Josh: "Aw, come on! Why are you always goldberging?!"

by Lavabirdgm July 15, 2015