A hunky geezer who wears dungarees, wellies, and sports a beard stinking of sex appeal and cow shit. He is especially equipped at farming cows, chickens, and performing BDSM (though he is normally the submissive to his feisty, ginger welsh wife)
by WelshFarmer69 May 8, 2019

One who plays a kill-objective based game that, instead of fighting enemies, waits while others weaken them before rushing in and claiming the kill prize with no effort.
OMG! I was just about to kill that level 1000 dragon and rankup but a kill farmer came in at the last second and got it!
by tpnoll February 5, 2016

an urge or compulsion to play FarmVille or other game with a farming game mechanic.
Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.
Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.
Abel: I need to get into Plants vs. Zombies and water my plants.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.
by jevanyn May 17, 2011

An individual who works hard to collect unwanted, discarded and smoked cigarettes. Their only goal in life is to clean up our streets and consolidate their spoils into free cigarettes
by Joe from Oshawa eh September 22, 2019

A guy that has good intentions but is always caught chasing and playing with management. Tries to be discreet but always seen by a co-worker.....
by Johnnyjinx December 6, 2016

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

One who goes through so much dick, it could be said that they farm dick. Thus, they are known as dick farmers. When a dick farmer goes through much more dick than expected, this is known as a bumper crop. A dick farmers crop can be reduced by such things as Crabs, Herpes, and other various STD's.
by Mike Giard May 4, 2007
