dirty faellen

During covid-19, when you get so horny that you decide to order a pizza with extra jalapeno peppers, then proceed to take a huge shit and freeze it in a condom, so that it is a huge dildo. Then, with this dildo, fuck yourself whilst playing Minecraft on a Twitch livestream and constantly scream "fuck the police" with your frozen shit dildo.

Oh man, I got so bored that I did a dirty faellen last night.

by cooldetective September 28, 2020

micah faelmoca

Future lawyer, as well as Sean's future wife.

Hi there, micah faelmoca.

by Aegon doggo03 December 27, 2022

the faceless woman

A placeholder name for Alexa or Siri to avoid activating them

“My kid won’t stop screaming at our Alexa, it’s driving me crazy.”
“Playing Driving Me Crazy from Spotify”
“You’ve woke The Faceless Woman”

by Rolandofgilead January 23, 2023

Louisiana Facelift

When you grab her by both ears and throat fuck her until you shoot jizz in her eyes and pull the skin back tight on her face and yell .....LOUISIANA FACELIFT!!!!!!!

Man shit got wylde last night. I gave that ho a Louisiana Facelift!

by Cliffordthedos April 10, 2023

Redneck Facelift

Kill (someone) with a shotgun blast to the face.

"Did you hear the news about Kurt Cobain?"

"Yeah, he gave himself a redneck facelift!"

by Creepybobo67 July 31, 2024

Lancaster Facelift

Hitting a wandering deer with a vehicle at maximum speed, usually intentionally, in order to give it a fresh look.

P1: “The new BMW motorcycle just looks a bit off compared to the old one.”
P2: “Yeah, that thing needs to get hit with the Lancaster facelift.”

by YungYurp September 1, 2025