One who uses recreational (mostly non-addictive) drugs daily while maintaining an otherwise normal life.
During the 1970's, most teenagers lived a functionally bent life while doing drugs every day and attending school under the influence of those substances.
by Corvette4meus August 12, 2009
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"Why the hell is Red Hot Moon cutting over into my Jason Ellis Time. This station is getting me Factionated!"
by sarah69 March 23, 2011
Get the Factionated mug.Mr. Nolan: Alright, so we hate these fractions in this equation, so let's kill them. This is Fractional Genocide.
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Get the Fractional Fun Dip mug.A person who likes fiction and things such as a fantasy to escape reality knowing that they're more happy in a fake, unreal, fantasy world that they usually live in. These people have been hurt so many times that they cease to believe in the reality that they come across and the reality that led them to suicidal thoughts. These people are the realest people that you will ever meet. They understand pain more than anyone else. When they say they care about you they aren't lying, when they say they love you better believe it because they've lived in pain too much to hate anyone else besides them self.
by Mija_17 May 11, 2016
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"He is a functional bumble fuck"
by SmartSuka February 12, 2017
Get the functional bumble fuck mug.A lie resulting in an emotional or witty lash upon the recipient of the lie.
Like a "friction burn," except the resulting pain is emotional, not physical.
Like a "friction burn," except the resulting pain is emotional, not physical.
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