Eva Glangart

The misspelled name of a person who is a total asshole. I hate her. She makes me think there's SCHOOL TOMORROW WHEN THERE ISN'T. Oh yeah, she's also REALLY UNFUNNY. She loves South Park.

"Damn, she's being a total Eva Glangart right now." "Yeah, she sucks."

by Definitely Not Maxwell November 13, 2022

Eva Maria

She left looking for sun on the beach :(

Formula V: Eva Maria se fue buscando el sol en la playa
You: beaner

by IFuckingHateEve December 5, 2023

Eva

A sexy beast who is very nice, smart, funny, amazing and also sexy again

OMG ur a such an Eva

by Evalover123 May 24, 2022

Eva

Eva is a very big overthinker who has communication issues and tends to piss everyone off around her. She also has madd trust issues and unintentionally ruins relationships, especially her own. She also feels bad right afer doing something hurtful and it haunts her until the problem gets resolved. She has lots of friends but only likes talking to one person who barely likes talking to her and it makes her very flipping annoyed and all her friends have to listen to her crashout about this one person that they all hate. She is very delusional about this one person and needs to move on but doesn't want to accept that nothing is left for them two and a small part of her believes that it might work out. She has a deep attachment to this one person and she feels that if they restart and try again then it might all work out one last time. If this one person is reading this, uh, go back to your girl bro she's doing everything to change because she misses you so bad. OH SHE'S ALSO VERY FUNNY AND FUN TO BE AROUND!!

friend: eva why are you crashing out?
Eva: because i miss ____ and want him back and i love him with my whole heart but he doesn't care anymore

by Andrew da boy January 7, 2025

Eva

Eva is an interesting bitch that cant remember stuff for shit. She is ALWAYSSSS late and very pretty. Way too kinky dont recommened.

Izzy- Oh no

Nora- What

Iso- Shes doing an Eva

by gogy not found May 6, 2021

Eva kelleher

Eva Kelleher is the sexiest girl alive who gets all the lads cause she’s so fit lol

that Eva Kelleher is peng

by iam2sexylol November 23, 2021

Eva

Eva is such a sweet girl honestly. They fall for tall boys instantly. Not kidding. Usually not that tall. Dirty blonde or blonde. If your gf is an Eva, then your very very lucky. They earn peoples trust fast and they’ve got lots of amazing friends. They have mostly blue eyes and a nice face shape. Sometimes they love animals like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Animals are sometimes their best friends. Very sporty and athletic. HATES dresses lmfao. Loves music and instruments. Probably an orchestra person.

Boy: My friend is named Eva, and I can tell you she’s sweet as hell.

Boy’s BFF: I’ve never really talked to her, maybe I should get to know her.

by .hi. May 24, 2021