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Riding the Julius express

Taking a massive hit of LSD and tripping balls for several hours straight.
Angelos put so many hits of LSD into my fruit salad and now I'm going to be riding the Julius express.
by The Voodoo September 25, 2013
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woking pizza express

A magical place that defies the laws of physics; the staff won't remember your visit, and no-one saw it happen

The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.
I can't have had sex with my good friend's trafficked child prostitute because on the night in question I was in Woking Pizza Express.
by Flangetta November 23, 2019
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Polar Express Eyes

Named after the 2004 Christmas movie The Polar Express (based on the 1985 children's book of the same name).
A term used to describe the eyes of a character from a film made with motion capture.
Also used to explain the uncanny valley to someone.
The characters in that film had Polar Express eyes.
by KaisertheChad July 14, 2022
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Trans-Siberian Express

When you are a peak male and mustn't bring the groceries inside the house with more than one trip. Only 1 fully-loaded grocery run will suffice.
Wife: how the hell are you gonna get 3 kegs, 12 packs of tube steaks, 28 bags of backwoods and 7 jugs of milk in the apartment in one trip?
Me(alpha): Trans-Siberian Express.
by Harvey HugeCock June 1, 2021
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Cleveland Chicago Express

Shitting on someone's chest though an open sunroof.
I almost got an indecent exposure charge after giving her a Cleveland Chicago Express.
by BigDrew77 April 21, 2022
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Polar Express Syndrome

A piece of media, usually a film or TV Show, that has a leitmotif or main theme that is played whenever something mildly interesting happens.
"God, that main theme can really get annoying. It's like the show has Polar Express Syndrome.
by Twostie June 21, 2021
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Brown Line Express

1. A fast-moving, no-stops train on the Brown Line.
2. A gigantic turd that tears your sphincter to shreds on the way out. Often comes without warning. So called because of a faint resemblance to a speeding subway car.
Aw man. I had a Brown Line Express this morning. I looked in the toilet, and it was actually the size of my wrist.
by Lady Csyde July 14, 2007
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