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ellie evans

a needy girl who has a short temper and cant take it when shes wrong she will sleep with anyone and everyone slag
picks and chooses her friends and always has to be leader she dumb and short and always switches up quickly also never lets anyone speak
girl proves ellie evans wrong

her im not wrong im never wrong !!!
by vaincunt January 11, 2020
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Evan Wright

The brilliant Evan Wright also known as The Writer and even Batman is friends with handsome detective Manny Pardo. Evan covered a story on the Masked Maniac instead of the far more sophisticated Miami Mutilator. The Writer also was in Nam back in 1985. Evan also cleared a bathhouse filled with Russian Mobsters without killing any of em (that first guy was totally sleeping). Batman also cleared a subway crawling with scum and persevered without a scratch.
Remember that time Evan Wright hung out with the Thick Skinned Detective Pardo?
Remember that time Evan Wright took out a dangerous gang in a subway by himself?
by MosbeyBarney July 16, 2019
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Evan ig

A hot, inviting, mature, provocative, racy, seductive, sensual, sensuous, arousing, come-hither, cuddly, flirtatious, kissable, libidinous, provoking, risqué, slinky, spicy, steamy, suggestive, titillating, voluptuous male loved by everyone and well known. 6ft tall Football player at 14 years. Good boyfriend material.
Hey Evan ig!
by Halesdumbass October 5, 2021
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Bradley Evans

Some cunt who doesn’t shave
by Durnehviir July 25, 2020
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Wedgie Evans

Power forward for the Denver Nuggets, who enjoys pulling other players' shorts up, and occasionally reaching inside other peoples' legs and grabbing their nutsack and trying to pull it off.

Can also refer to the act of grabbing another man's dick and/or balls during a basketball game.
Man I was gonna dunk the other day but I got Wedgie Evans'd. I couldn't walk for the rest of the day.
by J-Smoove May 27, 2006
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evan bickford

A person who enjoys ratting out people who want to fight him.
That damn Evan Bickford ratted me out.
by Anonymous March 11, 2003
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Hotel Evans

Evans Library, Texas A&M University; Refers to the practice of a fish (freshman) in the Corps of Cadets, not caring to return to the Quad for a variety of reasons, checking out a personal study room and taking a long, often much needed nap.
That PT just about killed me this morning. I think I'll head over to Hotel Evans after calculus.
by momoloco September 23, 2009
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