ego person

One who hates the world (like an emo person) but only because he is so impressed by himself.

At first I thought Drew was emo, but then I realized that he loved himself, so he had to be an ego person.

by Furnald December 31, 2007

ego clog

An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"

SHe was a crappy date once the ego clog set in...

by Zele Ceesawl October 26, 2015

leaky ego

Slang conversational term. describing for a one upper. Used to describe a person's inflatable ego, which needs to constantly be refilled.

Ah jeez, there's that Dan from Tom and Don's Irregular Cell Phone Emporium, don't let him talk to you. He's got a real leaky ego and won't shut up.

by DocH February 17, 2022

ego games

Ego games are activities that teenage girls typically like to partake in when communicating with their boyfriend. An example of an ego game that a teenage girl would partake in would be posting on her Instagram story but not responding to her boyfriends text. These games tend to involve subtle attempts at displaying ones self-perceived inflated level of intelligence. These games are not only limited to female use but males tend to move in silence.

"I'm sick and tired of my girlfriends ego games."

I just watched my girlfriends snapchat score go up by a one and she hasn't texted back yet, I'm DONE with her fucking ego games.

by Dexter Reed December 26, 2023

ego-engineering

When an Engineer is consumed with self-esteem and glory, that despite the downfalls of the supporting product, environment, or company, and subsequent technical debt they are surrounded with (and possibly creating), they assist on creating the "shinny" new thing, and taking all the glory for its bloated success.

James Bond loved being in the spotlight so much, that he sacrificed the integrity of his work and well being of his team, to speedily re-created the company website on his own without consulting his team members. The results worked well, for 1/2 of all customers, but hey! Its really shinny! His ego-engineering communications and broadcast got him promoted, though he continues to break and create technical debt for the Company.

by code-dave August 12, 2024

Dick Ego

Dick ego is basically a term/label for fragile masculinity that doesn't help anyone including the man himself. It is often associated with masculinity that hinders emotional vulnerability with anyone including bros, and openness to experiences that are non-normative, unconventional, and maybe considered accepted behavior for a man.

A: Hey. Looking really hot today, man! Love the look.

B: Ayo stop with this gay shit. Thanks though.

A: Hahahah time to cut your dick ego down to size, man! Chill!

B:What do you mean?
A: I mean, it's okay to compliment each other as men.

B: Hmmm, I guess so? Alright, thanks then. *hugs*

by meh007 September 25, 2022

Ego

An ego is what my friend Sam lives on. He has the biggest ego in the world

Sam put your massive ass ego aside kid

by ForgedGaming August 9, 2018