1.Someone who teaches piano to one handed retards.
2. The act of totally sucking.
3. Most hippies
4. A complete tool box
2. The act of totally sucking.
3. Most hippies
4. A complete tool box
"That filthy douche whistler just stole my wallet!..but damn this one armed retarded kid is good at piano."
by Jeffrey Anderson July 25, 2009
Get the douche whistlermug. by Uncle Redneck December 1, 2014
Get the douche roostermug. eg. "Everyone was keen to head to the after hours club, but Mark made us drive him home. What a douche bonnet."
by Berus November 14, 2011
Get the Douche Bonnetmug. by AustinIsADoucher November 10, 2009
Get the douche pattymug. When the hairstyle is worn by an individual who meets some or all of the following characteristics:
1. The individual is wearing at least two pieces of bling.
2. The individual has at least one bad tattoo on a part of his/her body that is easily visible.
3. The individual is wearing a TapOut t-shirt (NOTE: this characteristic singularly transforms the wearer's fauxhawk into a douche crest if it is known beyond a shadow of a doubt that the wearer is not even a fan of mixed martial arts).
4. The individual owns any vehicle with a 4-cylinder engine that comes from the factory with 150 horsepower or less, and is modified with a cannon exhaust muffler.
5. At least one of the individual's children has a fauxhawk too.
6. Any characteristic or action on the part of the fauxhawk wearer that the beholder concludes is douchey enough to deem the fauxhawk-wearer's hairstyle a douche crest.
1. The individual is wearing at least two pieces of bling.
2. The individual has at least one bad tattoo on a part of his/her body that is easily visible.
3. The individual is wearing a TapOut t-shirt (NOTE: this characteristic singularly transforms the wearer's fauxhawk into a douche crest if it is known beyond a shadow of a doubt that the wearer is not even a fan of mixed martial arts).
4. The individual owns any vehicle with a 4-cylinder engine that comes from the factory with 150 horsepower or less, and is modified with a cannon exhaust muffler.
5. At least one of the individual's children has a fauxhawk too.
6. Any characteristic or action on the part of the fauxhawk wearer that the beholder concludes is douchey enough to deem the fauxhawk-wearer's hairstyle a douche crest.
by paleriderpa August 15, 2009
Get the Douche Crestmug. 1) Wearing sunglasses to a casual poker game.
2) Any instance of doucheism with no real term to describe it.
2) Any instance of doucheism with no real term to describe it.
by Human/Rodite February 1, 2010
Get the Douches Wildmug. The biggest douche that ever was. His douchiness is so grand it makes all the other douches seem like nice guys. And he's french.
by lesser-douche February 22, 2009
Get the Douche Suprememug.