Douche Prick

Douche Prick is the best word to describe someone who is SO much worse than just a douche he is a mixture of both douchebag and prick. Use this word when you are angry but really need to hold back on the swear words. Perfect for public situations. If need be, you can shorten the word to just DP if children or unappreciative audiences are nearby.
1. That guy who wears pink popped collared shirts is such a douche prick!!

2. Your ex-boyfriend is such a douche prick!!

3. My boss is such a douche prick!!
by Douchepricked too many times September 11, 2009
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Douches Wild

1) Wearing sunglasses to a casual poker game.

2) Any instance of doucheism with no real term to describe it.
1) Joe is a douches wild.

2) Chad is wearing sunglasses to a casual poker game. Douches wild!
by Human/Rodite February 01, 2010
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Douche Forest

A group of douche bags in formation. They probably aren't doing anything productive. And are likely grouping in a low class public place.
Wow, look at that huge Douche Forest over there. What a bunch of posers.
by Sliter August 20, 2010
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douche patty

A "gay lil douche sucker/ chronic gay douche sucker." ; Gay ass freak.
" Man, Austin whats-his-face is a big 'ole douche patty. I feel sorry for you- know- who."
by AustinIsADoucher November 11, 2009
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Douche Mooger

1) stealing your friends bf/gf
2) kelsey watson
3) like a douche mover, but worse.
Kelsey is such a douche mooger! She straight stole my boyfriend! hoe.

....it was on greek...sorta
by fnoodles November 06, 2009
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douche whistler

1.Someone who teaches piano to one handed retards.

2. The act of totally sucking.

3. Most hippies

4. A complete tool box
"That filthy douche whistler just stole my wallet!..but damn this one armed retarded kid is good at piano."
by Jeffrey Anderson July 25, 2009
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Douche Pirate

A name you give a person who sucks at life. Their life sucks so bad that you assume they rob douche bags from women.
They dude is a major Douche Pirate, and needs to get a life.

Fuck this, that dick hole over there is a major Douche Pirate.
by 6310 August 15, 2009
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