Doo Doo Leg

(noun):
When you’re pretty sure you shit yourself, but not sure enough to go home yet, and you haven’t made it to a bathroom to confirm. Now you’re walking stiff, half-clenched, praying gravity doesn’t finish what your ass started.

“Why’s he limping?”
“Looks like Doo Doo Leg. Something slipped out and he’s still awaiting confirmation.”

“That guy was fine this morning… now he’s waddling like a penguin. Might be Doo Doo Leg.”

by Broken Bill January 10, 2026

doo doo freckle

The left over speckles in the toilet after an explosive shit. These do not flush easily and cover the inside of the bowl like freckles on a sun kissed face.

That guy just blew up the toilet and left some serious doo doo freckles behind.

by Bonsai77 February 15, 2025

pat your doo doo wee

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.

Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...

by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023

Doo doo garbage

Ddg worst rapper alive not even a rapper he a YouTuber

Name 5 ddg songs
1. Doo doo garbage

by Ddgbiggesthater June 28, 2023

Doo Doo Fart

"Doo Doo Fart" is a comedic phrase refrencing defecating and farting, similar to the word "Shart".

(Its 2020, and 2 freinds are hanging out)
Friend 1: Say a funny and epic thing
Freind 2: Doo Doo Fart
Freind 1: Ok lets vape

by MACARENA GAMER June 30, 2024

Doo Doo Brown

When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shirting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week. He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his hands for $20.

Can I use your bathroom? No sorry, there's a Doo Doo Brown in progress.

by SloppySteaksAtTrufonis July 4, 2024

Doo Doo Brown

When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shirting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his bare hands for $20.

Can I use your bathroom? No sorry,
there's a Doo Doo Brown in progress

by SloppySteaksAtTrufonis July 4, 2024