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dong-diddler

A person who enjoys touching others' penises, usually by tickling with the tips of the fingers or by "twerking" the butt on it.
(Noun) That guy S. Bailey is a huge dong-diddler.

(Verb) S. Bailey dong-diddles with his special friends.
by your face is douchey November 9, 2013
mugGet the dong-diddlermug.

Fever Dong

The anomaly that happens when someone is sick with a fever and you become hung like a horse due to increased body temp.
So it turns out, Giant Penis is a symptom of covid. Its known as fever dong
by holy guacomole April 8, 2021
mugGet the Fever Dongmug.

Strong Dong

When your penis has noticiably large muscles.
That man has a strong dong! You could see it's muscles from a mile away!
by JanisTheManis July 20, 2016
mugGet the Strong Dongmug.

Ding Dong

a name of an alien species from another planet that has a life expectancy of 2 years. their most notable traits are their slim-like bodies, stubby ears and long limbs, yet lack of nose. the low classes of these species wear only a shirt, but nobles and higher also wear lower attire to cover their nonexistent genitals. long ago, however, in the year 1XXX, their planet was invaded by Let's Play-ers, and the race needed to take action and fend the raiders off their sacred planet. unfortunately, they failed, but only one survives to move to Earth to avoid another invasion. Ding Dong is currently living with his new soulmate, a male Mexican artist named Julian Marcel. they create games together.

also chris stikny,,,
Person: hey remember when Ding Dong was still relevant

Person 2: who

Person:
by Dedede Man May 17, 2020
mugGet the Ding Dongmug.

Dong jockey

Dj is a real dong jockey. He loves the cock
by 216 wp May 17, 2017
mugGet the Dong jockeymug.

Long Donging

To royally and thoroughly deep dick ones sexual partner. Requires a long dong shaft (hence the name) and a swift and forceful pelvic thrust
Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan into next century, all the while sipping her vino

Or

Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in
by JBonius1989 July 17, 2021
mugGet the Long Dongingmug.

Slangin dong

Can I kiss your slangin dong?? No you bungee slut!!
by Insta@jonahwent69 January 22, 2018
mugGet the Slangin dongmug.

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