munch diving

the act of indulging in an article of food such as you would with pussy if you were muff diving

"damn im hungry. Lets go be a schosid and get a salad so we can go munch diving."

by billy basket weaver July 26, 2008

Suicide Dive

Like regular skydiving, except one (or more) person(s) jump out of the plane with no parachute. They rely on someone else with a parachute on the plane to jump after them and catch them before...

Black-guy: "Yo, you heard 'bout Timmy? Heard he died sky diving."
White-guy: "Yeah, I was there too. He was doing a suicide dive. When Timmy jumped, no one caught him in time"
Black-guy:"White people"

by ogDICKDICKSON December 3, 2018

Dumpster diving

Dumpster diving is when you are providing oral services for a female with a particularly fishy disposition

Dude 1: Dude why does your face smell like bad cooch?
Dude 2: Oh yea man I just finished dumpster diving Lindsay Lohan

by bzerkap April 10, 2015

Swan dive

The act of abruptly proceeding to fingerbash a female in an unexpected and inappropriate manner.

John felt dinner with Sarah was getting awkward so he went for a swan dive to break the tension.

by Polonski October 19, 2012

Dick Diving

When sitting in an upright position trying not to nod off, ones head tends to dip down towards the penis in a diving motion, hence, Dick Diving.

Daymon: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "Yeh?"
Daymon:"Look at Mat, there he goes, Dick Diving wit the best of 'em"

by Anonymous night shift worker March 28, 2009

Scuba Diving

Vaginal Motorboating

I went scuba diving between her legs

by blondeitalian November 10, 2013

dumpster diving

Dumpster Diving is the term given to 'going down on' a really really ugly, skanky female. Generally her loose-as-a-goose, diseased pussy is considered as the 'dumpster'.

I walked in and caught you dumpster diving your fat ugly sister. Whats up with that dude?

This definition was made up on the spot.

by Diego December 5, 2003