diaper changing pad

A diaper changing pad is a pad in which to change a baby's diapers on. Diaper changing pads prevent wetness and soiling of surrounding areas while diapering babies. Diaper changing pads are commonly made out of 100% waterproof vinyl, with a soft quilted and padded backing to add to baby's comfort.

I placed a diaper changing pad down on top of the washing machine and dryer, before laying the baby down to change him.

The bathroom counter top had a plastic diaper changing pad laying on top of it.

Inside the bottom dresser drawer were 3 baby diaper changing pads.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. November 1, 2006

diaper bush

An immense patch of pubic hair covering the entire crotchal region--wrapping from the bottom of the stomach and covering one's entire rump. In extreme cases, can even begin to spread down legs.
Diaper Bushes can be seen on furrybutts.com

Tyler's diaper bush was so full on Tuesday that it began to creep out of his cut off jean shorts as he roller skated through soldier's park.

by Walkie Stevers April 19, 2008

triple dipped

The name in which you will call an african american that has extreme dark skin.

Hypothetically all black people are dipped into a chocolate vat at birth to determine how dark the color of their skin will be. Most black people would be considered double dipped. The unlucky son of a bitches who gets dipped a third time and become much more darker than your average black man are called "triple dipped".

Dusty: Oh, look how dark that black guy's skin is.
Theo: Yeah, that mother fucker been triple dipped!

by STCbeehive December 9, 2013

Ill be dipped in shit

A comment said when the outcome of a situation was surprising.

Well, Ill be dipped in shit, cant believe he actually hooked up with her!

by jeepguy73 May 27, 2010

Change my diaper

One of the most offense insults you can say to another human being. Pretty much the worst thing that can be said according to Tom Segura

Tom: hey you know what Bryce fuck you!
Bryce: fuck you cunt

Tom: you know what bitch change my diaper motherfucker

Bryce: 😐

by Straight outta Rochester June 8, 2018

Double diapering

The process of putting two diapers on a baby or child, rather than one. Mothers who use cloth diapers on their children quite often use the option of 'double diapering'.

At the dayhome double diapering was always done for naptime, and night-time.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. September 8, 2006

Queer Diaper

A queer diaper is a roll of toilet paper that a gay man puts up in his underwear so as not to have cum leak out after anal sex.

Dude after that railing that I gave you, you had better put in a queer diaper

by harry niblets April 10, 2009