Dawson

Has no friends, a literal retard, and heart has 1/2 hit points. He also literally has stained cum on his face and glasses to hide it. He has black hair and eyes.

That dude is such a Dawson.

by Tertius Vilsonus March 13, 2019

Dawsons Jug

Any object encrusted with something nasty (probably spunk).

"Those crispy socks I found under the bed were disgusting, Jonathan. They were like the bottom of Dawsons jug."

by Harry Brown and Earl July 6, 2025

Dawson

Dawson is a very sexy man who is perfect at everything, including sex. They are athletic and are genuinely very smart. Though, On the outside they may seem tough, but on the inside they are a very loving and caring person that will give their heart out to the right girl. So don’t break it.

Hey Dawson, I like you.

Dawson internally: is this the one?
Dawson: Oh, well you trying to go out some time?

by D_man126 November 13, 2020

Shane Dawson

The queen of YouTube. He is a pig 🐷 but also a trash king. He is the best and a icon.

Person 1: Omg have you whatched Shane Dawson's new conspiracy theories

Person 2: yes of course

by Carmax06 March 8, 2019

Shane dawson

The queen himself. Almost everyone stans Shane cuz he is a queen periodT.

Someone: Who is the queen of-?
Me: Of you tube? Shane dawson, Shane fucking Dawson.

by Moonwalker_forever December 18, 2018

Dawson

Dawson is the most genuine when it comes to putting kids in his basement.

Dawson please don’t put me in your basement!

by “Evil laugh” August 7, 2021

Dawson's Peak

A 40-something year old who looks good for his age but ruins it by being down with the kids.

The Kings of Random is so Dawson's Peak.

by EducatingSavvas May 3, 2018