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Doily (doiley)

Doily (doiley)
A doily is an elderly person, predominantly female, although some men, usually closet or repressed homosexuals fit the description.
Doilys are social misfits and hardly ever leave their homes before dark. They are nocturnal sleeping off overnight binges.

These persons are rabidly bigotted and hate anybody who is not white, christian and heterosexual and typically would vote BNP. (see also Wuggit)

Doilys are known for their alcohol addiction which fires ranting attacks en masse on anybody who disagrees with their extremist views.

To be labelled a doily is the ultimate insult to any rational sane person.
Doily (Doiley)

Margaret Rutherford wearing nothing but jackboots, pubes carefully shaved in a facsmilie of Hitler's moustache mistaking an AA meeting for a BNP rally and seig heiling the voddie bottle.
by Dr Kim Pirelli's aunty July 5, 2008
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Deleyni

The most beautiful human God ever created. She brightens every room she walks into and life is instantly better because she is in it.
by macaronibologna July 19, 2017
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deleyna

A BITCH WHO IS A HOE AT THE SAME TIME
OML she is such a deleyna
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dolem

Fuck you, you dolem
by Dolem boy May 12, 2018
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Dole Dippers

dole dippers are bananas dipped in chocolate and are enjoyed in a variety of flavours. at first after hearing "Banana" you may respond with "What are we, baboons?" but they are very enjoyable snacks, especially for high class apes such as dutention ewitsjoe and statedoctopus. follow them on Twitter. dippers of dole are rated 10/10
"I'm craving a treat"
"Banana?"
"Darling what are we, baboons?"
"Your dole dippers madam"
"Ooo!"
*Advertisement*
"Superb! But what's cacao"
"Darling, diamonds have carats, chocolate has cacao"
*Both laugh*
by statedoctopus June 4, 2020
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DOLLYSUICIDES

DollySuicides, or "Dolly" Is an Ambient, Drum & Bass, Calm, Experimental, Serenecore Music Artist/Producer Based In The United States. Dolly was also known for their previous alias "Existials or Nano" where they have previously been known for making Breakcore & Jungle music.
Her: This song has me floating!
Me: Thats What Dollysuicides album will do to you !
by EDMlolipoplicker222 September 15, 2021
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DOLBY

The most lovely lady on earth, she is the perfect definition of added happiness in your life! Dolby is the perfect reason to for you to dump your current boyfriend and run away to a lonely Island with her , play some anuv jain and bring her some chocolates! She has the lovliest smile and will make you laugh in seconds!!!!
You're such a dolby😋😋
by inlovewithmetrorides! November 24, 2021
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