desert dick

'Desert Dick' or as it sometimes referred to 'SPGS' (Sandy Penis Gulf Syndrome) or PTDDD (Post Traumatic Desert Dick Disorder) first came into origin around the 1980s during the first Gulf War Conflict. It is the gradual build up of sand around the Penis glans from extended Desert winds and Sand Storms mostly experienced by U.S. male Soldiers. While it is not a malady that female soldiers can get, they are still affected by the Desert Dick Syndrome. During coitus with a male soldier the female soldier can sometimes be overheard stating, "Oh my God, that feels like Sandpaper! Do you have Desert Dick?" At that point you can simply ignore her, deny having Desert Dick, or simply give her a firm "Camel Punch" in the back of the head.
The 'Desert Dick' should never be confused with the 'Dessert Dick' which is entirely different but oft mispelled or mistaken. The 'Dessert Dick' involves gently laying the penis on a long boat-shaped bowl, adding strawberries, banana slices, some Cool Whip, and gently topping your nuts with nuts.

Man, I'm so tired of having Desert Dick. I could try soaking my penis but I heard that there's a sandstorm on the way so why bother??

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

Desert Eagle

A gas-operated semi-automatic pistol from Isreal. It serves no real practicalpurpose in the real world. It most popularly shoots the .50 Action Express Calibre. It is obscenely heavy and inaccurate. It is only used to look mean in movies and video games.

Any real person who carries a desert eagle is a fucking retard.

by Tom Bo Bob September 14, 2005

desert goggles

To put ones testicles over someones eyes

'While I was doing your mom I gave her some desert goggles'

by Johnnie_FixdMedia February 22, 2007

desert eagle

A .44, .45, or .50 cal magnum pistol. One of the largest pistols on the market next to the Smith&Wesson .50 cal pistol.

You're staring down the barrel of a point fifty calibur Desert Eagle...see you in hell, fucker.

by -Drakken August 23, 2003

Desert Vista High School

A school in Ahwatukee that typically makes it the the state championship games for sports, but gets beat by Brophy College Prep every time. This school is also known for the amount of deferred blood they had in their blood drive because of STDs. Many schools in Arizona refer to this school as "STDv."

Bob: "You know that school Desert Vista High School in Ahwatukee?"
Brophy Student: "Yeah, I know them very well. We see them in almost all state championships and kick their asses."

by BCP April 23, 2008

desert rats

The modern day desert rats are the descendant units and battalions of the british army involved in the war in north africa in WW2, the desert rats (7th armoured brigade) are famed with winning the battle of el alamein in WW2 and more recently the large part they took in taking al basrah in southern iraq, the brigade has a high amount of scots in it due to the 4th highlanders making up a large percentage of the infantry in the brigade.

general- hmm i say we send in the USMC to take southern iraq.
clever general- well you see the USMC is diluted and seriously overated, well it is a desert, lets try the desert rats
*clap clap clap*

by Fmunky October 29, 2007

Desert Rat

-Chick who lives in East County of southern California.

-Hella annoying.
-Hella skanky.

A Desert Rat's clothing generally consists of Ugg boots, micro-mini skirts, and a cleavage-baring tank top. Bear claw acrylic nails, fake blonde hair with extensions, inflated boobs, and makeup you need to remove with a pressure washer is a must.
Lord knows why they wear Uggs. One, they're fugly. And two, they live in southern fucking California where the weather is ALMOST always warm.

by ShelBelle October 19, 2009