cruncher

a really long loud fart, usually sounds like a trombone or something

ah, dude, i gotta let go a cruncher!!!

by crunchmaster June 9, 2007

crunchy

One who wears excessive amounts of black, Tripp pants with chains and straps, Slipknot paraphernalia, and is usually also considered gothic.

"Did you see that crunchy walk out of Hot Topic with all that Slipknot stuff?"

by Matthew Santos December 14, 2008

crunchers

Name camp counselors have for young campers, owing to their inability to walk through the woods quietly, used disparagingly to indicate their overall cluelessness.

Listen up, crunchers! Today we're going to learn how to tie knots and sneak up on unsuspecting dupes from Camp Wassamatta from across the lake.

by Conan the Grammarian April 9, 2009

crunchtry

adj. A combination of crunchy and country; someone who is somewhat white trash, yet also hippy.

Person 1: "That guy's smokin' hot--he's so crunchtry."
Person 2: "Yeah, if you go for guys who are dirty."

by Ryan Elle May 20, 2010

crunchers

best minecraft player of all time, has never lost a minecraft match ever

usually seen shitting on ziblackinggg

dude, crunchers is just the fucking BEST

by crunchers October 25, 2019

Cruncher

Cruncher (Offensive; Noun):
Definition: A person who consumes the majority of their caloric intake by chewing solid food.

I wish I could talk to Fred but I found out he's a full blown cruncher.
Really?!
Yea...
What a fucking weirdo, get on the HUEL train.

by HUELER2k21 September 26, 2021

crunchtry

Adj.

A combination of “crunchy” and “country”; used to describe a person that conveys both rural and “new-age” characteristics. Usually queer-identifying, wears Birkenstocks and blundtstones; interests include yoga, foraging for medicinal herbs and fungi, listens to Tyler Childers and Noah Kahan, probably drives a Subaru. A subtype of “yallternative”.

“Becca starting a yoga retreat at the organic vegetable farm on their homestead in Maine is the most crunchtry thing ever”

by Dustin143 September 28, 2023