Given the option, when your significant other prefers a family member's company to spending time with you (typically holiday or other family time).
The crock pot serves as reference to all things domestic, familial, and unsexy that occur which challenge your romance with your significant other.
NOTICE: Sexiness/utility of crockpot in actual reference may strengthen, weaken, or otherwise alter the effect of this joke, i.e. an old curbside filth-ring layered crockpot may breed disgust and contempt for your significant other's choice, while a sleek top of the line ionic self materializing crockpot may cause your P1 to either
(a) fail to sympathize with your crockblocked status OR (b) hang up the phone to go buy a comparable crockpot.
The crock pot serves as reference to all things domestic, familial, and unsexy that occur which challenge your romance with your significant other.
NOTICE: Sexiness/utility of crockpot in actual reference may strengthen, weaken, or otherwise alter the effect of this joke, i.e. an old curbside filth-ring layered crockpot may breed disgust and contempt for your significant other's choice, while a sleek top of the line ionic self materializing crockpot may cause your P1 to either
(a) fail to sympathize with your crockblocked status OR (b) hang up the phone to go buy a comparable crockpot.
P1: " You're free tonight? I thought you flew down with Francis?!"
YOU: " I did, but Mama Dukes said Francis could the learn the family gumbo recipe, so I'm free."
P1: " Your old lady leads the parish in Crockblocking, but that IS some good gumbo."
YOU: " I did, but Mama Dukes said Francis could the learn the family gumbo recipe, so I'm free."
P1: " Your old lady leads the parish in Crockblocking, but that IS some good gumbo."
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by crocity December 21, 2020
Get the crocity mug.a group of people with rather complex sense of humour. the live predominently in canada and are often unfortunately named. Mispronunciations are "CROTCHetiere" "CROcheteeree" "CROTCHatear." More often then not, the average person gives up on pronouncing it and simply says crotch. Despite these setback the people are as cool as shit!
Did you see that "CROTCHetiere" "CROcheteeree" "CROTCHatear ugh i give up..." "dont u mean Crochetiere?"
by boombuba December 29, 2010
Get the Crochetiere mug.A croc flap is not unlike the strap on the comfy, stylish yet affordable croc gardening shoe. Under the surface however a croc flap is a bitch that really "gets under your girdle." The croc flap is almost like a hang nail in the sense that it is not completely bothersome but still potent enough for you to raise up and holler "Hey GUURL hey" get out-o-my-damn BizNASS, slut.
I was at the mall the other day trying on a pair of shoes and right when I walked over to that little shoe mirror some "croc flap" walked right in front of me. Who does that "croc flap" thing she is? Oprah mother-fuckin' Winfrey? I would like to know.
A croc flap: a cunty bitch that can't let bygones be bygones.
A croc flap: a cunty bitch that can't let bygones be bygones.
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2.An annoying person who is constantly up your ass or croch.
3. A person who always asks questions that aren't their business.
2.An annoying person who is constantly up your ass or croch.
3. A person who always asks questions that aren't their business.
by Jamie Kae May 12, 2009
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X: And hitting the tree?
J: Yeah.
X: What a crock of stinking horse shit!
X: And hitting the tree?
J: Yeah.
X: What a crock of stinking horse shit!
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