Cosmic Brownie

When you shit on your partners back in a square shape. Then blow your frosting in the top and drag your sack until it’s blended in to a chocolate colored cream. Then add sprinkles on top.

I was fucking sherry while watching the football draft it accidentally slipped in her ass so I had her suck it off to try to get the piece of corn out of the top of my dick. She asked if that was just in my ass. So I got the Instant urge to shit so I rolled her over and shit on her back in a cosmic brownie and continued fucking.

by Hairbrush901 November 26, 2020

Cosm0

A faggoty-assed loser who Nazis about the Hobbie Realms. He thinks he's cool, yet has no life and does nothing but scroll around the internet all day long, a lonely shell of a human being.

That loser Cosm0 is so gay that he got 1,000 posts in under a month.

by TheSerialWerger January 16, 2004

Cosmic Forklift

(N) Cos-mic For-k-lif-t

A dirty harry who plays call of duty all day and spouts off anti racial slurs while getting high to the comforting tunes of gay nightclub music.

Consignment: Ay 1010101011011 did you play COD4 today?
1010101011011: no that queer boat Cosmic Forklift is on.
consignment: oh, well fuck that.

by 1010101011011 May 17, 2010

cosmic food

me.

i am cosmic food. mmm... cosmic food... screw u alex...

by cosmic fool September 7, 2003

Cosmic Sweater

you jizz in a condom til its halfway full and slap your partner in the chest until it pops giving her a nice cosmic sweater.

i slapped my girlfriend and gave her a Cosmic Sweater.

nice man.

by xxBootykIlla94xx June 30, 2011

cosca

An Italian who teaches history of the world so that he can get close and personal with all of his students, even the boys.....He jacks off during first period.

"Oh no did cosca rape you again!

by bechang August 4, 2007

Cosmic Cowboy

a cowboy, in space. like a mixture of Buzz Lightyear and Woody.

"I named my dog 'dexter the cosmic cowboy' because he's that rad."

by originalsampire December 22, 2008