Cookie Punch

When a guy can't find the hole and continues to ram his rod forward in an attempt at vaginal penetration.

He's such an eager beaver that he'll probably cookie punch the hell out of the first girl that lays him.

by Bryan Abraham August 27, 2008

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cookie licking

The act of calling "dibs" on something long before you actually intend to do it. For example, announcing that your team will handle project X when in fact you won't even start until sometime next year.

"I just got that email saying you were going to write the backend for the TacoTruck web app? Is that true?"
"Naw, I was just cookie licking, man."

by Fake Steve Yegge August 30, 2013

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Shrimp Cookie

A Shrimp Cookie ocurrs when the twat has an extra large clit sometimes resembling a small penis or a shrimp

1. Dude Lady Gaga has a huge cock!

2. No man she has a Shrimp Cookie...

A. I was eating Brittany out last night when i noticed her huge clit.

B. Dude I was with that bitch last week she has a mad Shrimp Cookie.

by The ARMY are all fat pussies April 12, 2010

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Nazi cookie

The type of cookie with a swastika iced onto it. It is offered to Jews by very mean people.

Person 1 & 2: Hi, we're your new Jewish neighbours. We just wanted to say hi.
Person 3: Oh, do come in. Want a nazi cookie?

by NaziCookieMonster January 10, 2011

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Espresso cookie

A character from Cookie Run: Kingdom. He may be a cookie but DAMN he's fine asf!

P1: Espresso cookie is so hot, I want him to step on me.

P2: Dude that's literally a cookie...

P1: I know but still

ESPRESSO COOKIE PLEASE COME HOME!!!

by a genderfluid toaster August 21, 2021

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