Colorado Hibiscus Tea

When a girl from Colorado is on her period, you take her bloody tampon and dip it hot water like a tea bag.

My girl was on her period and I was thirsty for some Colorado Hibiscus Tea.

by Kiwanoful February 13, 2026

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Colorado Snow Cannon

A sexual act where the man nuts into an ice cube tray and freezes his semen overnight. After the cum is frozen, the man will crush it and insert the fragments into his spouse's pussy. They will then wait a minute for the Cum Cubes to slightly melt, and the woman will queef. This will send several slightly gooey frozen nut fragments everywhere, thus producing a Colorado Snow Cannon.

Example:

Wife: I'm bored of normal boring sex

Man: We can try one of the kinky ones, do you wanna do that?

Wife: We've already done the Oklahoma hand grenade, the Green Bay butter churner, and i fucked you with a strap. What else is there to do?!

Man: We can try a Colorado Snow Cannon

by WildoDilly February 20, 2026

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Colorado Matt

When you go to a conference thousand’s of miles away… and you happen to go with two attractive ladies… after the first day is done, you and the two ladies agree to have dinner and drinks. One thing leads to another and the suggestion is made to go to the hot tub. So everyone goes to their hotel room to change. Colorado Matt is feeling great believes a fun night is ahead. So Colorado Matt changes into his bathing suit and just before exiting the room, he takes two viagra’s. All parties then convene at the hotel’s hot tub. Drinks are had and after a few hours, both of those attractive girls thank Matt for a fun time but state that they have to leave for the night. Colorado Matt, fully torqued.. realizes that he has a big problem, he’s alone for the night….without taking a load off. It’s now approaching 11pm and the security guard for the hotel approaches Matt and says, “hey buddy, I’m turning off the jets.” Matt then realizes that his towel is across the pool area, and in order to get over to his towel… he has to get out of the hot tub, fully torqued, and walk over to his towel. What started off as a fun night… led to a torqued night without the ability to release. That is the story of Colorado Matt.

Dude, I got Colorado Matt’ed when I was in Florida at this conference. I was so torqued but couldn’t go to bed for hours.

Brodie, how was your conference? Dude, I got Colorado Matt’ed. I thought I was in!! Little did I know that I would be closing the bar out by myself. I still have a great time though.

by Torqued Matt June 25, 2025

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