The act of accidentally touching the moist freezing rim of the toilet with the end of your cock whilst you sit on the shitter contemplating life and snapchatting your nearest and dearest.
It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
"Man, I just experienced a chilly trumpet whilst snapping Jessica about what happened in Oceana last night"
"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
by Jonathon Pembersley April 23, 2015
Get the Chilly Trumpetmug. by Sudane March 13, 2023
Get the Chilli Dogmug. by The real thunderdick February 14, 2018
Get the Chilli chimug. To have vigorous anal sex with a woman whilst she suffers from mass diarrhea, the woman proceeds to poop during the sex.the man then removed his member,and rubs it between her but cheecks.
by James pyke August 19, 2017
Get the chilli williemug. The homosexual sexual act of a male engaging in anal sex with another male and allowing the recipient or receiver to clean the meat whistle covered in fecal matter with there mouth.
by Buzzard lips February 20, 2021
Get the San Francisco chilli dogmug. Blue Chilli is where you stick a chilli up your vagina for pleasure. Your hooha will turn blue for the next few days due to the overwhelming spice. Thus, the blue chilli.
by yellowfinger12121 April 6, 2022
Get the Blue Chillimug. What you'll likely suffer from if you "mow da lawn" too early in da Spring, before da weather moderates sufficiently for da lower half of your face to feel warm enough when "directly" exposed to outdoor-temperatures.
I made the mistake of shaving off my thick bushy winter-beard in early April, and now I gots Chilly-cheeks Syndrome!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
Get the Chilly-cheeks Syndromemug.