soft as charmin

Dakota Hudgens

you’re soft as charmin for not showing up at the gym in the mornings.

by soft as charmin May 2, 2022

Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.

Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?

by Villainous March 24, 2023

nigerian prince charming

he slides into your dm's like a lubed up dick, the sexy African man just needs your credit card info to get out of the country because of the war going on

have you seen that nigerian prince charming dude

by caloonzy May 18, 2023

Don't get your charging cables all wound up

Don't get too worked up over this inconsequential thing. It's similar to "don't get your panties in a bunch, but much more relevant today"

Did the Uber cancel on you? Don't get your charging cables all wound up, we'll just order another cab.

by Curious Curls April 22, 2024