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Cactus

A small to tall green thing that has prickly things and hurt when touch and it’s pricks are like splinters.
I touched a cactus and now there’s a small prick in my finger .
by Cactus-saint-waffles May 30, 2021
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lady cactus

Have you ever scratched your lady cactus and gotten caught?
by LeiM0 June 6, 2016
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Caramel Cactus

Someone that takes a joke way to far...

A difficult Woman...

A McDonalds Employee...

A Sexy Beast ;)!
amal is the greatest person in the histroy of the world, shes so cool that shes sailor jupiter in real life! .... and a caramel cactus :D
by thebroskiiii March 4, 2011
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dehydrated cactus

When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.
Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.
by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016
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cactus bear

Best thing ever. Istg if you don't like it I will literally light you on fire.
Hey do you like cactus bear?

Uhh obviously!
by Fuckmeharderdaddywithadildo December 16, 2020
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Cactus pussy

A girl with a full buss that is pointy and sharp
Dude that girl from that night had a full cactus pussy, it was nasty
by SpicyTacossssss July 25, 2016
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Sand on a cactus

A phrase used to describe how drunk you feel when you've done something wrong.
"I feel like sand on a cactus this morning" roughly translates to "I feel like a rough prick."
by GodfreyYerfdog May 11, 2023
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