Meat Creeper

Meat Creeper: What a guy encounters when he slides his hand up the leg of what he previously thought was a woman.

Dude, I had the scare of my life with that chick from the party last night.

The unusually tall one?

Yeah, she wasn't what I thought.

What, you had a rendezvous with the Meat Creeper?

by shakerrr February 27, 2011

zoo creeper

1. A villan who's layer is guarded by robot cheetahs.

2. Someone who stalks large gal's online.

He likes to stalk his fat gf online, he is such a zoo creeper.

by BBCjim April 16, 2011

creeper shuttle

A van with no windows or dark tinted windows. Previously known as a pedo van.

“Mommy! A creeper shuttle pulled up and a man asked me if I wanted to come in for candy!”

“Son, stay away from those creeper shuttles! They don’t really have candy!”

by Blackredonyx December 03, 2018

Drive by creeper

A person that drives slowly by your house gawking at you everyday.

That idiot neighbor sure is a drive by creeper.

by Losinbadly May 03, 2017

Seeping Creeper

The act of passing wind that capitulates into a hot gaseous ball with subtlety to only seep from confinement as the restriction on containment (tight pants) eases.

It was an awkward moment when Jenny realized the creation of a Seeping Creeper would soon escape its confines to unwillingly gas her date.

by Lunchbox365 January 19, 2023

Creeper Run

The act of wandering about the residence halls looking for open doors to creep on the unsuspecting residents.

Me:Yo did you see that kid walking around looking in people's rooms?
Guy: Yeah dude he's on a creeper run.

by TheCreeper March 14, 2012

Monday Creeper

A person who has no idea how to conduct himself properly with the ladies, and always tends to creep them out.

Oh yeah, he was definitely a Monday Creeper.

by Fede13 April 23, 2011