Protein Cigarette

A euphemism for "penis".

He was choking on a protein cigarette.

by SirJshreder January 17, 2025

Human Cigarette

When one person’s hair is set on fire whilst getting there toes sucked

1 “ what happen to your hair?”
2 “oh me and my girl tried Human Cigarette last night my toes felt so good”

by Big Muh Fuggin Eaf April 06, 2021

bumped me for a cigarette

This is said when a person passing by on the street takes two fingers and bumps their mouth basically asking you if you have a cigarette that they can mouch from you.

That low life piece of shit just bumped me for a cigarette. Fuck that guy.

by JoeyBomm June 23, 2023

it's just a cigarette

It's only a cigarette

It's just a cigarette and it cannot be that bad...

by David Broke September 12, 2022

Smoke a Cigarette

To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.

During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later

A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…

At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette

2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)

by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023

cigarette car

An older car from 1990-2005 roughly, has definitely been smoked in before.

That’s Jan’s 2003 toyota, it’s a total cigarette car, the previous owner smoked in it.

by Nenona571 March 12, 2024

cigarette car

A car (mainly from the 2000s) that's beat up, has taco bell wrappers all over the floor and reeks of cigarette smoke smell.

"dude, look at that ford focus, paint on the hood chippin off, looks like a cigarette car."

by Hector_833 June 30, 2024