Shot-Chocolate

When you take an odinary cup of hot chocolate and add shot of hard liqour. Usually used on cold winter days when the prospects of driving to work are bringing you down.

"Oh man, it was so cold outside, I froze my ass off on the way in!"

"Should have had some shot-chocolate!"

by Redcon P February 19, 2009

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chocolate coffin

when you're giving someone head and then you bite their dick off and swallow it whole. when you poop it out the entirety of the penis is encased in human shit.

man, that chocolate coffin clogged up my toilet.

by ogturtlesquad June 11, 2017

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Chocolate bidet

When you slip out some poop juice and the toilet shoots it right back at your booty hole.

Oh man last night, after those burritos, I had the worst diarrhea and got a chocolate bidet.

by 6hrs on the toilet February 01, 2016

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Chocolate Walrus

When having sex doggy-style, the rearing partner inserts his/her index and middle fingers in the b-hole, then puts them in the downed partner's upper gums looking like a Walrus's tusks....covered in chocolate.

Starla was mad at George because he performed a chocolate walrus on her, causing her to get the poo in her mouth.

by Dr. Mantis Tobaggan November 13, 2019

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Chocolate Tip

When having anal sex with another human being, and fecal matter happens to come out on the tip of your penis.

"Man, I was having so much fun with Maddy, but then something went entirely wrong, and I had a chocolate tip."

"Oh, you didn't tell me you had shit on your dick? I'm so sorry that you got a chocolate tip..."

by Le_Ginge February 25, 2017

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