chocolate coffin

when you're giving someone head and then you bite their dick off and swallow it whole. when you poop it out the entirety of the penis is encased in human shit.

man, that chocolate coffin clogged up my toilet.

by ogturtlesquad June 11, 2017

Chocolate bidet

When you slip out some poop juice and the toilet shoots it right back at your booty hole.

Oh man last night, after those burritos, I had the worst diarrhea and got a chocolate bidet.

by 6hrs on the toilet February 01, 2016

Chocolate Walrus

When having sex doggy-style, the rearing partner inserts his/her index and middle fingers in the b-hole, then puts them in the downed partner's upper gums looking like a Walrus's tusks....covered in chocolate.

Starla was mad at George because he performed a chocolate walrus on her, causing her to get the poo in her mouth.

by Dr. Mantis Tobaggan November 13, 2019

Chocolate Spit

The strange phenomenon when eating chocolate where the chocolate and your saliva mix

I'm choking on Chocolate Spit

by RAADP303 January 24, 2018

chocolate gravy

When a man asks another man to human centipede him after a juice diet.

Hey Dave! Give me some of that chocolate gravy!

by Whoispete May 28, 2017

Chocolate Cannoli

Another word for the asshole.

I put my tongue in her chocolate cannoli.

by Miss.Machete March 15, 2018

Chocolate mongoose

It’s when a person dips their penis in a fresh pile of dog shit, and they shove their dick inside somebody’s ear

JIMMY! Don’t give your little brother a chocolate mongoose again! It took two hours to make his ear not smell like grandpas dick.

by Ranch Dick February 25, 2022