Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.
by Black eyed cooler July 04, 2022
when you pick up pizza with someone else in the passenger seat so you put the pizza in the back seat, sometimes it gets seat belted.
by xokillme June 16, 2024
Cameron is very sporty and also he is married to the deputy prinicble of a school, he alway says "i suffed the cold winter melbourne nights" and also "#ALF is life". he is the DILFenator and nobody can be better. he looks like brad pitt and he most likely has dentures.
person 1: omg look at cameron's childrens legs while he kicks that ALF ball
Perosn 2: OMG THEY ARE SO MUSCLY
person 2: yeah but they are the size of my thumb
Perosn 2: OMG THEY ARE SO MUSCLY
person 2: yeah but they are the size of my thumb
by jericc is my son September 23, 2022
Pocket children are collections of dust, sand and other odds and ends found in ones pocket. The pocket children are often forgotten or neglected inside ones pocket. When the owner of the pocket empties it out the pocket children are born and are now you responsibility. Take care of your children.
by Daddi Longlegz September 18, 2019
I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them
I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them
by Saulman500 March 22, 2024
I do not understand how you can possibly be this bored. You copied the literal ad for Ukrainian kids at the top of this page because your life is so meaningless
by BlitztheFoxi May 22, 2023
A psychological experiment to test your ethics, empathy, sleep deprivation, and ability to bounce back and forth.
having four or more children be like:
Kid one: Can i have gametime?
Kid two: I'm hungry...
kid three: I'm tired
Kid four: I'm hungry
Parents: ...... WHY US.......
Kid one: Can i have gametime?
Kid two: I'm hungry...
kid three: I'm tired
Kid four: I'm hungry
Parents: ...... WHY US.......
by DEADMAN#! October 08, 2020