Children Withdrawal

When a pedo hasn't touched a kid in a while
Guy 1: Aw great, Matt Gaetz is spitting out racist bullshit again
Guy 2: Yeah, Children Withdrawal has been hitting him hard recently
by Hoahobecth December 14, 2024
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missing children

people go missing but got tired of the evil people they live with and join the military and start a new life
i saved all the missing children in the world and now they trying to take credit for it and lock me up in prison forever so when they speak about it, i can't say i did it and they took all my rewards. and lock up an innocent person in prison forever.
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Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket
Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket
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sock children

Jerking off into a sock. Usually done out of laziness, desperation, or lack of better options.
Roommate's gone for the weekend? Time to make some sock children.
by 8BallPaul May 15, 2025
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SOCK CHILDREN

What's created after impregnating a piece of cotton or wool footwear
Mother: Why is your son socks always so moist

Father : Their full of SOCK CHILDREN and you're about to drown them
by Mileslongrod February 26, 2024
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Devil's Children

Teenagers and college students that pick on other people and claimed to be smart and Christian when they sacrifice puppies from Petland in order to send more souls to hell. They come in small groups and snoop for any "'tards" to force them to kill themselves to feed their father's (who the Christians call Satan). They even slaugther their own kids in the womb and give it to satan. One such group was seen in springfield, cussing one of the Hindus out while sacrificing puppies and kittens to the Devil, who is a red man dressed in black and the pimp's hat.
Don't let these people go into Petland or even Pet Warehouse. Those are Devil's Children.
by Your Mother's arse March 06, 2010
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chicken children

Yutes in da UK who hang around dat dere chicken shops
Yo fam, you goin' Chicken Cottage, yeah?
Yeah, we're chicken children, you get me?
by July 12, 2023
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