Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.

Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?

by Villainous March 24, 2023

Charged Creeper

To approach a girl during sex whilst shuffling across the carpet in socks to generate static electricity, once your dick, in the sock, touches her anus, it shocks her leaving a burn mark on her chocolate starfish.

“Last night he gave me a charged creeper, I still feel it when I walk!”
“I gave my girl a charged creeper two weeks ago, and she still says it’s burning!”

by Nutfw March 23, 2024

clinton charge

When somebody is legally sending emails.

" Darn dude I got charged with the clinton charge".

by a random person guy January 9, 2017

Charge it

British slang for ‘Deal with it’.

2 people racing in GTA:
Person 1: This handling is shit!
Person 2: That’s peak, charge it.

by DireTire69 August 24, 2023

bidirectional charging

a system that allows the electricity put into the battery of an electric vehicle to be transferred out of the vehicle and used to provide electrical power for something else

"With bidirectional charging, electric vehicles can not only receive power but also provide electricity for other devices or even the grid."

by Marc2.0 December 1, 2023

Charge it

Charge it meaning firm it.

friend1: 'Bro i failed all of my gcse what do i do?'
friend 2: 'Charge it bro'
friend 1: 'What??'
friend 2: 'Charge it bro'

by L3w1s August 26, 2022

§auna: The First Juvenile Discharge Release (charge)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: §auna: The First Juvenile Discharge Release (charge)

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025