food boner

The result of seeing such a delicious specimen of sustenance that you inadvertently pitch a tent.

I sprung the fattest food boner after feasting my eyes on those spicy tuna rolls today.

by Gourmet Mike February 23, 2012

Nurse a boner

The process by which a man remains aroused for the purpose of using an erection at a later time.

Maintaining an erection through constant stimulation of the genitals, while avoiding ejaculation.

Jared woke up with morning wood, and decided to nurse a boner until he could get Jill to perform felatio on him.

by JUforJB July 30, 2009

boner-rific

usually refering to a female, or more exactly a fuckin hotty that you would pray to have sex with, and would be one of the best thigns you remember about your life.

To have sex with her would be boner-rific.

by tGoM July 10, 2002

Boner clip

The act of hiding an erection behind the elastic in you boxers or underwear.

Guy: "Hot damn! That chicks a babe, oh shit here comes my girl, I better boner clip before she sees what's up!

by Sir Bobert January 22, 2010

Boner Sucker

Someone who performs fellatio (aka sucks boners).

Most commonly used as an insult.

Dave stop acting like such a boner sucker.

by 4949ers August 9, 2010

Sitting boner

When one gets an erection from sitting down in one place for an extended period of time. I.E. Airplane, train, bus.

*After the airplane lands*
"Good thing I had my coat in my hand so I could conceal my sitting boner."

by Sizzle Suggs January 8, 2012

Suffer Boner

Gaining pleasure from insurmountable physical pain, frustration, and/or workplace demands.

That 20 page TPS report is giving me a suffer boner.
2021 gave me the biggest suffer boner.
Just give it to Dillon, he loves an engorged suffer boner.
That literally gives me a suffer boner.

by Secondcare February 16, 2022