A bump fist is where you fist bump upside down
bump fists are normally preformed by an idiot, generally called Aaron, who thinks that doing a bump fist is the normal way to fist bump.
bump fists are normally preformed by an idiot, generally called Aaron, who thinks that doing a bump fist is the normal way to fist bump.
Person 1: wow look at that idiot aaron doing a bump fist
Person 2: they are such an idiot bump fisting like that
Person 2: they are such an idiot bump fisting like that
by play dO August 7, 2019

"Hey, you guys are getting high without me, can I get a bump?"
"No. Get out of here, you BUMP BUZZARD. Buy your own. "
"No. Get out of here, you BUMP BUZZARD. Buy your own. "
by The Oxbow May 5, 2018

A "troll-bump" is the exact same thing as a "fist-bump" (search "fist bump" if you don't know what that is) but used among and between trolls upon successful trolling.
*class was canceled*
Troll 1: Mark, you're late for class! Ask Troll 2!
Mark: Really troll 2?!
Troll 2: Yes! Hurry, run!
*Mark runs off to class*
Troll 1 and Troll 2: *Troll-bump*
Troll 1: Mark, you're late for class! Ask Troll 2!
Mark: Really troll 2?!
Troll 2: Yes! Hurry, run!
*Mark runs off to class*
Troll 1 and Troll 2: *Troll-bump*
by Umad_Khattak January 7, 2012

by Aejaien June 5, 2022

When you are doing the business with the mrs and your purple headed battering ram exits the pink and enters the stink at speed!
Bloody hell Ben! I was nailing the mrs last night and bumped the kerb She went apeshit! Thought I'd broke my knob in half!
by Butler069 September 23, 2016

by RadToons April 19, 2023

what happens when there is miscommunication and one person goes for a fist bump while the other goes for a high five.
even more awkward is the chest bump version of the bump five.
even more awkward is the chest bump version of the bump five.
obama and rahm emanuel shared an awkward celebratory fist bump five soon after they won the election.
ray lewis collided violently with poe in an impromptu chest bump five. poe sustained a sprained wrist and bruised ribs.
ray lewis collided violently with poe in an impromptu chest bump five. poe sustained a sprained wrist and bruised ribs.
by sudoer extraerrorordinaire November 15, 2009
