Brandon

Brandon is a very annoying person with crooked teeth an a even more crooked sexuality.Brandon also has a weird obsession with cars. As of recently Brandon has been seen twisting his sack in a convulsing manner to cars, just out right destroying them with a new coat of white paint.

if Brandon ever sees a truck, make sure you cover your ears ...

by BØT BOY September 28, 2019

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That homeless guy you see living under the staircase. He is nice, but you can't take your mind off that smell radiating from his body that you can't identify.

Damn, did you see that homeless guy sleeping in his own vomit?

Ya bro, he looks like such a Brandon

by MrToasty November 5, 2015

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a mother ducking asshole who can only forcus in one thing and it ain't gonna be you
also is fucking werid and antisocial asf

Oh so he's a Brandon, hA good luck with that Brandon's are never good.

by uGhidfk October 20, 2018

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The biggest fuckboy around. Will break your heart

He is a total brandon. Dont fall for him.

by ofgkdrpgkrep February 15, 2017

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a hot guy that can make every girl happy he is the nicest person you will ever meet he is the guy you will ever meet he is amazing in bed he has the biggest dick u will ever see and he will make u happy just to see him he is the best boyfriend you will ever have he is super cute and very sexy he looks weak but is veary strong he knows how to fight people laugh at him and he knows how to take a joke he plays stupid but is actually really smart he can make any girl happy in bed and is completely starght

I just got of bed with brandon best time in bed i ever had

by Hapy friend March 18, 2017

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