Bollocks

South of England

Shoes or Trainers

North of England
Balls, Cock

South of England - I have blue bollocks.
North of England - I have huge bollocks.

by Milly_Foshe July 12, 2023

straw bollocks

INSULT!!
""Your only a Straw-Bollocks""
Useless....., good for nothing!, waste of space!!
Straw!....comes from a poor substitute for hay when feeding cows

Bollocks!.....comes from balls, bastard, low down and sweaty!.......
Put together....."Straw Bollocks".....

You know, your only a f@#king "Straw Bollocks " when all is said and done!

by Edenhill boy September 9, 2021

Bollocks

Someone who is taking something useless or rubbish

We don't know what your saying you talking bollocks

by officialca June 14, 2019

Biblical Bollocks

very cool and epic bollocks typically used by Liam Gallagher a very sexual man

have you seen Liam Gallaghers biblical bollocks they are epic

by Indyyy January 13, 2024

Bollocks

(South of England): shoes, trainers, etc

(North of England): balls, cock

Hey, those are some really nice bollocks you have there!
Hey, put your bollocks away!

by Milly_Foshe July 12, 2023

Multi-Bollock

Somebody that has more than two testicles. This means 3 or more, limited to 258. If a multi-bollock exceeds 258 testicles then it needs to be referred to the HSE. (UK)

Christ almighty! I finished football today and could've sworn I'd seen a multi-bollock in the showers. I counted five but felt uncomfortable in counting further. We did win the game though.

by Busspass February 12, 2023

Bollock gargle

When a woman gargles water in her mouth while ur testicles are dipped in there

That bollock gargle was amazing hunby

by Bollock gargler 69 December 23, 2020