Bitter Bollocks

A phrase commonly used to describe the cold weather outside as cold weather outside causes a male's testicles to become a lot tighter and move closer to the body. A phrase usually used when it is colder than usual this phrase describes the way a mans/boys testicles bollocks will shrivel up and become very small when cold. Every time it is cold this happens to a boy which is one of the reasons why they always have their hands down their pants. The testicles are shrivelled, tighter, harder and very cold and only warm heat will make them dangle again. The testicles correspond with the penis as the penis also shrinks and becomes a lot smaller when it is freezing or when a boy is outside in cold weather shrinkage. Basically when a boy is outside in cold weather his whole genitals are very small as a boys whole genitals shrink when they are cold but the term 'bitter bollocks' specifically relates to the testicles shrinking.
by urban_finder January 29, 2019
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Bollocks

Funny word Oliver says when something goes wrong
Oh bollocks.
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bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.
Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.
by jammyquindle May 13, 2016
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Ballas Bollocks

When a young man is suffering from two aching shriveled raisin bollocks after a night in bed with Shirley Ballas.
Sorry mate I would love to join you on the ride today but I have some serious Ballas bollocks, Shirley drained them all night.”
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Clammy Bollock

When a man takes the one long step over and over to try and unscramble his balls
Oh for fucks sake lad , you got clammy bollock!
by anonymous August 13, 2021
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Bollock wallet

A polite informal name for one’s scrotum sack
Ian‘s Bollock wallet looked like a shaved baby bird
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sweating like a bollock

Feeling extremely hot, typically in high summer when weather is particularly oppressive.
I’m sweating like a bollock
by SwissMinty March 19, 2024
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