betty crocker that bitch

to cum on a girls stomach and let the sheet stick to her. then when she wakes up in the morning, she appears to be wearing an apron... particularly good if she makes you breakfast after.

i'm totally going to betty crocker that bitch. and tomorrow, those pancakes better be damn good.

by bitchplease23452346 June 9, 2011

back- seat betty

Someone who frequently has sex on the first date or first encounter.

Jan's friends refer to her as back- seat betty because of her many one night stands.

by mariy December 6, 2007

betty boop blinkers

Betty Boop Blinkers are false eyelashes that are way too long.

Look at the Betty Boop Blinkers on that woman! They almost touch the top of her forehead!

by Keronica Kadwell July 6, 2018

Bar Room Betty

A description based after the now-famous Bar Room Betty of Ocean Beach, NY, who was sinisterly kidnapped, bukaked (bukake), degraded, and dismembered. Mostly used as a derogatory term for someone who deserves no respect, or who is wished the same unfortunate tragedy that overcame the namesake of the word.

I'd like to take that Bar Room Betty and slap the living shit out of her.

by ShemShem June 8, 2005

Aunt Betty's Teacup

Aunt Betty's lady bits.

As a boy, I found Aunt Betty's Teacup.

by Dirtpig March 3, 2015

Betty White Noise

Using the 'Golden Girls' TV show as an aid in falling asleep, similar to listening to white noise.

I fall asleep every night listening to Golden Girls, it's my Betty White Noise

by Manhattan on the rocks May 21, 2022

Brown eye Betty

The act of snorting cocaine off of a female anus
(See also Brown eye Benny)

I haven't been this high since The brown eye Betty I did from Madame josianne in the ninth grade.

by Someone very else February 3, 2013