Rusty Armadillo

The act of having sex with a woman while menstruating and then dick slapping her in the back so she hunches over like an armadillo.

I gave my girl such a bad rusty armadillo her back was bruised.

by theguyski April 3, 2010

No armed bandit

A cash machine, or even an ATM.

'Your round.'
'Hold up, mate. Gotta smash the no armed bandit.'
'If I give you my card, will you bang me a purple out?'
'Yeah, no worries.'
'Cheers boss.'
'In a while, paedophile.'

by Dexter Us August 3, 2012

hairy armed monster

this is a woman who has arms made of hair. She also has a hairy face and god knows what else. She is usually small in height (a poison dwarf) and had an odd shaped body. She has greasy hair and tits bigger than her. Her name is usually Elaine, and corrupts innocent people by swinging her hairy arms about!

Oh my god, what happened to you?
i got attacked by the hairy armed monster!

help....save the service users,
the hairy armed monster is on the loose!!!

by odd that i find that freak so facinating February 19, 2008

The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate

He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.

Oh look, it's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate... He looks lonesome out there.

by Dennis December 13, 2004

Armadilla

When a girl gets down and a man fucks her in the ass for a large amount of time, afterwards she walks curled over like an Armadillo.

Last night I pulled The Armadilla on Makayla.

by NiceDynomyte January 23, 2016

Three-Armed Hug

A "special" embrace between a man and a woman (or another man). Two arms are the typical hug, and the third "arm"........

My girlfriend and I got into a fight and then I apologized and gave her the three-armed hug.

by taiga86 February 25, 2011

Armor Lock

Its an Armor ability in Halo: Reach
Whille in armor lock you can't move or shoot
Useful against Explosif wepons (Rocket launcher, fuel rod gun, plasma grenades)
Not the best Ability, if you want to proove that your not a noob

Your in a match, you see some noob spawn camping with the rocket launcher. He shoots at you, you use the armor lock, you survive

by DehNoobShow October 3, 2011