anal vomit

A case or series of cases of diarrhea that is so nasty, wet, and/or painful that going to the bathroom feels akin to throwing up from your ass.

Boy: I was sitting on the toilet last night, and all of a sudden everything rushed out at once. It was so traumatizing that it reminded me of throwing up. It was like...

Girl: ...anal vomit?

Boy: YEAH! Man, do I love you.

Girl: That's disgusting. We can't be together anymore.

Boy: What? No! Don't leave me! I NEED YOUR SUPPORT NOW MORE THAN EVER!

by middaymoon March 30, 2008

Anal fingering

Anal fingering is where a man or women stick there fingers (or there fist if they are analy fisting themselves) in there anus and start to move in and out like people do during sex. It may be classed as a firm of Masterbation.

Fred: I was so embarrassed last night!

Bob: Why?

Fred: Coz my girlfriend walked in when I was anal fingering myself!

Bob: Haha, well that failed!

by The Describer! April 24, 2014

anal shockburst

An anal shockburst is what happens when the shit streams out of your ass at such a speed that it briefly crosses the sound barrier, resulting in a sonic boom that plasters the porcelain with brown chowder and scares your family in the next room.

"Uh oh, it sounds like Billy just let off an anal shockburst. Better call the plumber."

by MontezumasRevenge February 20, 2007

Anal Optical Nerve

n. A nerve discovered in March 2007, it connects a person's anus to the back of their eye

the Anal Optical Nerve exists, If you don't believe me, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

by PersianDeity March 7, 2008

anal repentive

n. A person (woman or gay man)who regrets having recieved anal sex the day after due to soreness in the buttock region. Especially one that begs for anal sex when horny then regrets it later.

My girlfriend is an anal repentive bitch.

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

Anal bitch

An anal slut.

When you so-want anal sex.

When you are craving cock in your ass.

"I am getting desperate. I want cock up my arse, I am an anal bitch. Give it to me. I want to feel your warm cock up my ass and cum in it. I want to feel your hot cum dripping deep up my asshole. Then in my mouth. Oh please."

by JohnCarr September 9, 2006

anal

bend over and i'll show you.

^ what he said ^

by M.C. Hammer (my alias) December 30, 2003