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Boner hours

The early morning and late night hours where guys make terrible decisions based on their uncontrollable boners.

(i.e. as soon as they wake up In the morning or as they lay awake lonely at night).
These ghosts have been coming out of the woodwork, but I don’t take texts sent during boner hours seriously.
by Larz in Charge May 19, 2020
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Thot hour!

From 2-6am when you’re at your prime horny phase ,normally when sleeping with another person and you wake up at “thot hour” to have sex.
by Thatbitch;) October 29, 2019
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butthole hour

An early hour of the morning in which you’re crawling to water after getting shblamed the night before.
I had butthole hours at 8am this morning 🙄
by buttholehours July 10, 2022
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FaceTime hours

The time you are on FaceTime and caked up with your boo or soon to be boo (10pm and further)
Girl I can't talk I'm otp with my boo it's FaceTime hours right now
by LeonardoDicapyahoe June 2, 2017
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shitpost hour

Time when people decide they want to shitpost (mostly in chat).
IT's shitpost hour m8!
by DefaltSimon June 20, 2017
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fucking hour

A fucking hour is a fraction of time shorter than an actual hour. You know its like when a dude thought that he was fucking for an hour but it was like ten minutes, thats a fucking hour.
"We went across town for some food, I swear it felt like a fucking hour but was really just 20 minutes"
by mpaarating August 2, 2017
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haunting hour

The hour in which some believe all goblins, ghosts, etc. come out and roam the earth.
“Is it 3:00? I think it’s the haunting hour!”
by alliedog05 May 1, 2018
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