alexis llamas

AKA Llamas/Teen Jesus.....undefinably the greatest person to ever walk the Earth. She is capable of talents she has no recognition of yet, yet she will part red seas and turn water into wine. She will dine on waves of divine light, as she sits upon baby duck feathers. "Is she even real?" I question my sanity as I bask in the glory of her greatness. She is the most brilliant creation of our fine creator, God.

I can't believe Alexis Llamas is standing hear. I want to cry.

by thewebster1996 October 10, 2013

Alexis Beetz

A Girl Who Like Too Party , Drink , Smoke , Cool Kid , Not Into Relationship , Swag , Chill , Funny , Talk's Alot Of Shit , Pretty , Skinny , Spends Too Much Time At School & Not With Her True Friend Back At Home . Blind To See The Right From The Bad . But A Kick Ass Best Friend When She Wants To Be , She Has A Big Heart But She Too Scared To Show It . Has A Habit Of Blocking The People That Love Her .

She Like Soul Sister|Bestfriend|CrimeBuddy| And I Know Her So Well I Made This D E F I N I T I O N Of Alexis Beetz !

by Don'tTripBeetzPennis(; August 4, 2011

Dirty Alexis

Eating a waffle off a transgender person's ass, and then licking the remaining syrup out of their asshole.

bro my ass is still sticky from the dirty alexis i did last night

by alexissssss.. November 14, 2021

Lauren Alexis

An absolute fucking thot. Remember: bros before hoes.

“Hey, did you see that Lauren Alexis walking down the street?”

“Yeah, that girl was such a thot I had to do a double take.”

by Li9mabAlls December 31, 2021

Alexis stopla

Gold digger Bitch just in it for some dick pics and the money

I’m gonna give the Alexis stopla you Alexis a gold digger and a Bitch that just wants money and dic pics

by Daniels 37 January 24, 2018

pull an Alexis

To say you’re going to bed but you actually go hookup with someone.

Emilia said she’s going to bed but I think she is going to pull an Alexis.

by ireallycantfindone October 14, 2022

Alexis Cone

Indie/Acoustic style singer/songwriter from Jacksonville, Florida.

Amazing songs and relatable lyrics paired with an astonishing voice that doesn't make you wanna smack a baby!

Also known as her gangster name: MC Climate Control

Alexis is know to spend a lot of time MySpacin' it with her friends, drinkin' limeade from Sonics, and attending many local shows in the Jacksonville, Florida area.

That Alexis Cone girl sure does sing way better that than crappy Aily girl!

by Cootizzle November 7, 2007