Alexander James Kempton ;))

Alexander James Kempton ;)) is a troubled young man who is not looking forward to his German exam. He is having a competition with Arib Al-Islam to see who is better at German. Alexander James Kempton ;))'s are usually calm but can get very horny if Jordan is near.

Jim: Oh boy here comes Jordan, Lets hope Alex doesn't do an Alexander James Kempton ;))

by JinglyJangly November 14, 2022

Ms J. Alexander

A judge on America's Next Top Model. He was born with the name 'Alexander Jenkins.' He had a friggen awesome afro in cycle 5 and cross dresses ALOT. He also was a runway model before becoming a judge.

Person: Hey I know you! You're Mr J. Alexander!
MJA: That's MS J. Alexander!

by Random Hobo May 12, 2008

alexander high school

A high school in Douglasville, Georgia. If you go here, you're either really smart or really dumb. Kids smoke in the bathrooms and shit on the floor. For some reason graduated seniors come back all the time because there is nothing better to do. Mr. Hand, King of the Handjob lives here. Go cougars.

Rosa Parks also lives here at Alexander High School.

by Nignog The dingdong June 2, 2016

alexander technique

Indispensable therapy for all A-List celebrities. The best way to arch your shoulders back to make them look narrower (though this is not the technique's intended aim), and the breast and chest puff forward like a cockerel. You can't walk the red carpet in any other way.

Mark: That girl walks like a rooster!
Mireille: No Mark, it's just a horrible attempt at an Alexander Technique.

by Mark MacDougall May 8, 2006

Alexander Hamilton

The worst person to live! He cheated on his wife Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton, gave his son Phillip Hamilton bad advice and has him killed in a duel. The musical is great but guess who's not? (It's pretty obvious.)

Can't we agree that Alexander Hamilton is the worst founding father out of them all?

by ElizaIsHot December 9, 2018

Trent Alexander-Arnold

Trent Alexander Arnold is the name of an English footballer. He is extremely good and extremely hot!!

Girl 1: "have you seen Trent Alexander-Arnold new insta post?
Girl 2: yes, Trent is so hot!!

by Trentarnoldfan1 April 11, 2020

Alexander K. Bragov

Our mighty leader which you are to follow until the end! Alongside Tsedenbal, and Vladimir Makarov!

Look who it is!! Salutations! GLORY TO BRAGOV!!!
GLORY TO ALEXANDER K. BRAGOV!!! OUR LEADER TO OUR MOTHERLAND!!!

by Vladimir445555 April 28, 2021