Albert

Albert is a unicorn. A wildly unpredictable glorious unicorn full of life, energy, and kawaii af. They can be your best friend, help guide you through the difficulties of living on this plane. On the other hand, will absolutely impale you with their rainbow horn and happily bath in your blood if you hurt them or their friends. Albert is and always will be loyal to a fault, have a major case of "disease to please", and loves to see their friends and associates thrive and grow.

Damn, that dude is as loyal as an Albert.

by Sir Winston Puppypotamus November 23, 2021

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Albert

Someone who likes hill walking or cycling. Can sometimes walk with a slight bounce effect.

John- "Look at that guy walking down that hill with that stupid stick.... why is he bouncing as he walks?
Glen- "That guy is such an Albert!"

by dondoMANDO March 13, 2022

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Too much Maka Maka porn

Albert aua le Maka Maka porn

by Phuggupurmouf November 22, 2021

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Liz's property

Albert belongs to lizi

by Assxrack April 24, 2022

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Tom Conti as Albert Einstein

Tom's Einstein, the genius of the era, from stage to relativity, mind-blowing!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Is that Tom Conti as Albert Einstein in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Yeah, relativity meets acting, crazy stuff man!

by courtofowls September 05, 2023

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