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Alan

Knocks down food with school bag and steals your motors
Alan wtf!!
by Steve disciple July 30, 2019
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alan

Alan. my crush. I'd suck his dick in an instant. he's the hottest and greatest person to exist
"Alan. my nigga. quite literally my nigga I'm gonna marry him"
by bigblasiantiddies June 9, 2022
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Alan

the most perfect guy you will ever meet. he has such a kind soul and has a big heart. he’s so amazing. i love him so much. there are no words that can explain how much i love him. i love your smile alan. your personality is just what tops everything off. over 7 billion people and you’re the only one i want. you’re the best. i love you more than life itself😕
Alan is the best guy you’ll ever meet in the whole world
by -you know😕 March 16, 2022
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Alan

Hot mf, with a 69 inch dick. He fawks your gf in the back and sucks her non-existent peen.
The Alan shoved the glizzy up yo gf butt.
by Suckmyd69 December 7, 2020
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Alan Resnick

Alan Resnick (or just 'Resnick'), is a comedian, performance artist, actor, and director. As he made and/or directed, "THHPII" (abbreviated from "This House Has People In It"), "Unedited Footage of a Bear", "alantutorial", "Visitor Information", "May I Please Enter?", "Entering", etc.
Resnick also depicts himself in his fictional character roles as a little kid, which may or may not have autism, and always speaks in a soft/timid tone of voice.
He also hosts/co-hosts EGI 2, a gaming review/talkshow hosted on Twitch.
A: Yo 'B', do you know who played that "alantutorial" character?
B: Oh, it's Alan Resnick.
by Leive Piper February 7, 2025
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alan riverer

Joke from AvM fandom. Beck=river so basically Alan Becker
A: hy do u watch alan riverer?
B:u mean alan becker???
A:ye
by Why do i even exist September 10, 2023
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Alan

Shits about 20 times a day and snorts coke monthly screeches when you steal his kill in any game and changes his hair color every 2 month
Person 1 sorry i took your kill
Alan FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU
by Cenki May 15, 2022
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