Daniel: "John, I have absolute luck!"
John: "Really? What do you mean?"
Daniel: "I just landed over twenty bottles flips!"
John: "Dude, bottle flipping died off like years ago..."
John: "Really? What do you mean?"
Daniel: "I just landed over twenty bottles flips!"
John: "Dude, bottle flipping died off like years ago..."
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.
by Robbie Carton Comedian July 28, 2022

An act of unfairness and unpredictability
That’s absolute ballshit! FGR should have won again. Instead FGR decided to hit the woodwork, miss 1 on 1’s and lose
by BURYAREBASTARDS January 20, 2019

by Everduse July 18, 2025

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).
"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."
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"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."
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by bennydre April 30, 2013

by milf_central September 12, 2022

Absolute Balls is a term used to describe hatred. Hate is a strong word, so use Absolute Balls instead! Your peers will get a great chuckle out of this one, chief.
"bro, the game you suggested me was absolute balls."
"What the fuck kyle. Just say you hate it."
"No, hate is a strong word."
"What the fuck kyle. Just say you hate it."
"No, hate is a strong word."
by treesoda August 24, 2022
