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Absolute Luck

An extreme or large amount of luck.
Daniel: "John, I have absolute luck!"

John: "Really? What do you mean?"

Daniel: "I just landed over twenty bottles flips!"

John: "Dude, bottle flipping died off like years ago..."
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024
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Absolute Krusty

The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.
"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."
by Robbie Carton Comedian July 28, 2022
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Absolute ballshit

An act of unfairness and unpredictability
That’s absolute ballshit! FGR should have won again. Instead FGR decided to hit the woodwork, miss 1 on 1’s and lose
by BURYAREBASTARDS January 20, 2019
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Absolute faggotry

When someone is being so gay they become straight then gay again
Anyone who uses a shotgun I call of duty shows absolute faggotry
by Everduse July 18, 2025
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Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).
"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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by bennydre April 30, 2013
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Absolute Perfection

You see that girl Léa? She’s absolute perfection <3
by milf_central September 12, 2022
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absolute balls

Absolute Balls is a term used to describe hatred. Hate is a strong word, so use Absolute Balls instead! Your peers will get a great chuckle out of this one, chief.
"bro, the game you suggested me was absolute balls."

"What the fuck kyle. Just say you hate it."

"No, hate is a strong word."
by treesoda August 24, 2022
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