Nolan

Nolan is gay dude who is closeted but everyone knows he gay. He also love goth girls and isn’t afraid to show it, but in reality he’s gay

Hey dude, look there goes Nolan. Yeah he’s so gay.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Nolan

Someone who attempts jokes but those jokes fall flat. A 1980s reference to MLB pitcher Nolan Ryan who threw hard strikes. Similarly, a Nolan is trying to crack jokes but striking out.

After a lame attempt at humor... Strike! Wow, Nolan here is throwing gas!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

Nolan

A person who gets exceptional grades but lacks in the common sense department. Also Known as a PR(professional retard) and/or CDA(Certified Dumbass). Probably plays basketball and is great at shooting 3s but average to below average at literally anything else.

Nolan, tf were u thinking? Ur GPA is literally 4.0, do better

by Bbbbot November 23, 2021

Nolan

Cutest boy alive. Is sweet always reashers you. Is funny and makes everyone laugh.

nolan: your so pretty
y\n: not even
nolan: shut up, yes you are!

by #nolan March 11, 2022

nolan morgan

A loser. Makes lame jokes and usually only one person laughs at it

Person 1: Do you know Nolan Morgan?

Person 2: yeah, he’s a loser.

by Thotie101 October 27, 2019

Nolan

The guy that seems really cool on the outside but smacks your girls ass when you aren’t looking, people aspire to be him but he really isn’t that cool.

Guy 1: Dude, that guy is such a Nolan. He totally smacked Jason’s girls ass last night.

Guy 2: I had no idea he was a Nolan, I thought he was a Paolo.

by Nolanhater#15 July 22, 2021

Nolan Williams

A beautiful man with Curley hair and a gnarly snake tattoo on his right arm. He also has really pretty eyes and a big pp. also is very funny and likes to hug way too much.

Person: Ayo is that the guy with the big pp?
Person 2: Hell ya that’s Nolan Williams

by Bigpplover6969 August 18, 2022